1 00:00:00,539 --> 00:00:04,160 Okay, everybody, up and at them. Today's show is all about health and fitness. 2 00:00:04,620 --> 00:00:09,040 Mr. Kermit, I've just found this book. It'll be perfect research for tonight's 3 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:12,960 show. Great. What is it? It's called The Encyclopedia of Silly Diseases. 4 00:00:13,260 --> 00:00:17,040 Uh, Vicki, I don't really want to concentrate on illness tonight because 5 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:18,620 a celebration of health and vigor. 6 00:00:19,180 --> 00:00:20,340 Oh, no problem. 7 00:00:22,980 --> 00:00:27,120 I want to see everybody on their feet in the pink and full of beans. 8 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:29,080 Or not. 9 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:30,560 Somebody roll the opening titles. 10 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:14,460 and welcome to tonight's show. 11 00:01:15,260 --> 00:01:18,180 Say, didn't you get the message? You're supposed to be wearing a pith helmet. 12 00:01:20,060 --> 00:01:21,380 He's like that about wardrobe. 13 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:24,420 When we go to a nice restaurant, he refuses to put on a tie. 14 00:01:25,180 --> 00:01:29,140 We're dressing tropical because later we're showing a timely tale of the 15 00:01:29,140 --> 00:01:31,200 called The Song of the Cloud Forest. 16 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:42,420 I mean, why didn't I see it coming? Here I am. I have five years without a date, 17 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:45,880 and I'm acting like everything's hunky -dory. Don't be in yourself, Wilson. 18 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:49,440 But first, Muppet Television with Kermit the Frog in charge. 19 00:01:50,060 --> 00:01:51,320 Kermit, what have you got for us? 20 00:01:51,580 --> 00:01:54,360 Well, our very special guest star is Smokey Robinson. 21 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:55,560 Sounds terrific. 22 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:56,800 And what's the theme of the show? 23 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,420 Well, the theme is health in all its aspects. 24 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:01,660 Like, for instance, sickness. 25 00:02:06,340 --> 00:02:07,780 Digit, good grief, you've got a cold. 26 00:02:11,210 --> 00:02:16,430 Oh, it's a bad one, too. I just blew my nose a few of the three circuit 27 00:02:16,430 --> 00:02:17,430 breakers. 28 00:02:19,150 --> 00:02:22,090 The Jim Henson Hour will return after these messages. 29 00:02:39,519 --> 00:02:41,580 Mr. Clifford. What? You don't understand. 30 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:46,100 You see, I passed out. I don't know where I got this book. And I've got this 31 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:47,120 lump on my head. 32 00:02:47,860 --> 00:02:52,120 Oh, no excuses, Link. Kermit wants everybody out for a jog around the 33 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:53,580 lot. Come on, let's go. 34 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:56,720 It looks like some kind of a medical dictionary. 35 00:02:57,020 --> 00:02:58,760 See what it says about lumps on the head. 36 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:00,040 Hi, Mr. Link. 37 00:03:01,220 --> 00:03:02,280 I've got all the symptoms. 38 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:06,800 Lumps on the head, bouts of unconsciousness, and amnesia. 39 00:03:08,590 --> 00:03:11,470 I've got Canadian snout fever. 40 00:03:14,270 --> 00:03:16,690 Excuse me, but I've got to find Smokey Robinson. 41 00:03:17,310 --> 00:03:22,070 In extreme cases, the victim hears strange noises and voices. 42 00:03:23,090 --> 00:03:24,610 Hey, where's everybody? 43 00:03:25,570 --> 00:03:26,570 Hey, Link. 44 00:03:26,810 --> 00:03:29,070 Oh, no. They know my name. 45 00:03:29,790 --> 00:03:30,790 Okay, 46 00:03:31,390 --> 00:03:34,710 everybody, follow me into the control room. Nothing like a jog around the 47 00:03:34,710 --> 00:03:37,250 parking lot to put mind and body in perfect harmony. 48 00:03:38,030 --> 00:03:39,670 Now we're ready for the opening number. 49 00:03:40,670 --> 00:03:41,670 Where is everybody? 50 00:03:42,210 --> 00:03:45,290 Hey, guys, you should be in the recording studio. 51 00:03:46,590 --> 00:03:49,570 Hey, Kermit, is this the band I'm going to use for my opening song? 52 00:03:49,910 --> 00:03:51,810 Yeah, we're just trying to get in shape. 53 00:03:52,250 --> 00:03:53,250 In shape, no. 54 00:03:54,130 --> 00:03:55,130 Bad shape. 55 00:03:55,890 --> 00:03:59,410 Yeah, I got that right. Sorry I'm late, Kerm. I went around twice. 56 00:03:59,770 --> 00:04:02,930 Way to go, Clifford. And now, ladies and gentlemen, if you're ready back there, 57 00:04:03,030 --> 00:04:05,190 here's Smokey Robinson and Solid Foam. 58 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:15,680 Just to see her, just to touch her, 59 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:22,720 just to hold her in my arms again one 60 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:23,720 more time. 61 00:04:26,420 --> 00:04:33,220 If I could feel her warm embrace, see her smile 62 00:04:33,220 --> 00:04:38,560 and face, can't find anyone else. I want to take her place. 63 00:04:38,780 --> 00:04:40,700 I've got to see her again. 64 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,860 I would do anything. 65 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,140 I would go anywhere. 66 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:58,280 There's nothing I wouldn't do to see her again. 67 00:05:00,580 --> 00:05:02,680 I can't hide it. 68 00:05:09,870 --> 00:05:15,110 It's so hard to live without the love she gave to me. 69 00:05:18,310 --> 00:05:20,650 Doesn't she know it? 70 00:05:21,230 --> 00:05:24,290 I tried hard not to show it. 71 00:05:25,170 --> 00:05:31,770 Ooh, can't I make her realize that she really needs me 72 00:05:31,770 --> 00:05:32,770 again? 73 00:07:37,230 --> 00:07:38,610 Digit, how's your cold? 74 00:07:38,870 --> 00:07:41,130 What? I've got a cold. I can't hear you. 75 00:07:41,370 --> 00:07:42,490 I say, how do you feel? 76 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:45,110 Oh, how do I feel? 77 00:07:45,490 --> 00:07:52,230 Well, usually I just sort of stretch my arms out and kind of do 78 00:07:52,230 --> 00:07:55,290 scrunchy things with my fingers. 79 00:07:55,590 --> 00:08:00,470 And then sometimes I do kind of patty stuff. 80 00:08:01,210 --> 00:08:06,270 And then I... Oh, Kermit, I am sorry. 81 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:08,780 I was doing squinchy things on your eyeballs. 82 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:13,960 Oh, that's okay. It was relaxing in a nerve -wracking sort of way. Why, thank 83 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:16,260 you. Hey, now, Digit, can we see the exercise show? 84 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:17,720 Certainly. 85 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,960 Oh, how do I feel? 86 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:24,680 Just push the button. Yes, sir. 87 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:32,679 Oh, welcome to Beanicide, the only exercise program on Earth designed to 88 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:35,100 you cute. Now, follow me, everybody. 89 00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:41,049 Jump and prance and prance and jump. Don't just sit there like a lump and 90 00:08:41,130 --> 00:08:46,630 hop, hop, hoppity hop, hop, mop, hoppity hop. Hippity hop, hippity hop, hippity 91 00:08:46,630 --> 00:08:48,090 hop, hippity hop. Are you crazy? 92 00:08:48,430 --> 00:08:51,590 Keep that up and you'll have a heart attack before the show's over. 93 00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:53,090 I certainly hope so. 94 00:08:56,430 --> 00:08:57,670 There's the bunny hug. 95 00:08:57,990 --> 00:09:00,370 Now let's try a nice new big form fuzzy. 96 00:09:00,630 --> 00:09:02,070 No, that's not what I meant. 97 00:09:09,230 --> 00:09:10,230 That was great. 98 00:09:10,290 --> 00:09:11,289 The show? 99 00:09:11,290 --> 00:09:12,910 No, I just swallowed my teeth. 100 00:09:14,870 --> 00:09:15,870 Mr. 101 00:09:16,330 --> 00:09:18,210 Link, what are you doing in that wheelchair? 102 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:21,910 It's one of the symptoms of Canadian snout fever. 103 00:09:22,290 --> 00:09:23,390 The legs go. 104 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:25,950 How dreadful. Your legs are gone? 105 00:09:26,370 --> 00:09:28,790 No, but I don't want to be standing up when they do. 106 00:09:28,990 --> 00:09:30,630 I have some pride, you know. 107 00:09:31,010 --> 00:09:33,470 Wait a minute. That's one of those silly diseases. 108 00:09:34,090 --> 00:09:38,610 It may be silly to you. You're not dying from it. Gosh, Mr. Hogthrob. 109 00:09:39,180 --> 00:09:42,380 You're looking a bit glum. Go away and leave me alone. 110 00:09:42,740 --> 00:09:44,740 Says here I've only hours to lose. 111 00:09:44,980 --> 00:09:49,660 Oh, but those hours can be hours of fun. And I have just the thing for you. 112 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:52,200 Say hello to Mr. Balloon. 113 00:09:53,020 --> 00:09:56,520 What's that, Mr. Balloon? You want to know what's wrong with our friend? 114 00:09:56,720 --> 00:10:00,400 Well, let's just ask him. Mr. Balloon would like to know... I know what Mr. 115 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:04,640 Balloon wants to know. Tell him it's only a matter of hours before my snout 116 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:05,640 explodes. 117 00:10:07,660 --> 00:10:08,419 Too bad. 118 00:10:08,420 --> 00:10:12,840 My snout. Oh, well, looks like your new friend had to go away. 119 00:10:13,140 --> 00:10:14,560 That happens sometimes. 120 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:16,120 It's called death. 121 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,200 Toodles. 122 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,460 I need a doctor. 123 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:30,680 And whom is it doth seek the wizard's help this day? 124 00:10:44,650 --> 00:10:46,610 to be the problem. I'm having trouble sleeping. 125 00:10:47,010 --> 00:10:51,190 Let's see. Are you a knight? Yes. Are you a good knight? Yes. Then what you 126 00:10:51,190 --> 00:10:52,190 is a good knight sleep. 127 00:10:52,770 --> 00:10:54,830 Anything else? 128 00:10:55,090 --> 00:10:56,930 Yeah, I got this splitting headache. 129 00:10:57,370 --> 00:11:01,430 Let's see. Is it a sharp pain? Yes. A sharp stabbing pain? Yes. Does it feel 130 00:11:01,430 --> 00:11:03,030 like you got a sword through your head? 131 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,610 Yes. What is it? I haven't the faintest idea. 132 00:11:07,210 --> 00:11:08,350 Sounds like stress. 133 00:11:08,630 --> 00:11:12,590 What do you do for a living? I joust dragons and I rescue damsels in 134 00:11:13,170 --> 00:11:15,250 That's not a dress. That's a suit of armor. 135 00:11:16,350 --> 00:11:18,650 Will you get out of here? 136 00:11:18,930 --> 00:11:22,890 The dragons aren't the problem. It's those giant things in the forest I'm 137 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:23,890 worried about. 138 00:11:23,910 --> 00:11:25,090 Those crazy things? 139 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:27,150 Oh, yes. What can I do about them? 140 00:11:27,370 --> 00:11:29,630 I suggest you take Cole Porter's advice. 141 00:11:30,130 --> 00:11:31,130 You mean... Yes. 142 00:11:31,310 --> 00:11:32,890 Joust one of those things. 143 00:11:33,130 --> 00:11:35,630 Joust one of those crazy things? Yeah. 144 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:44,000 Aha! Says here that there's a traditional remedy for your problem. Oh, 145 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,200 What is it? 146 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:47,540 Leeches. 147 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,000 Or was it talcum powder? 148 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:56,680 Oh, he who can pull the sword free will be the king. 149 00:11:57,180 --> 00:11:58,580 Will be the king? 150 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:05,300 You ain't nothing but a hound dog. 151 00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:07,540 Crying all the time. 152 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:13,120 They never caught a rabbit and he ain't no friend of mine. 153 00:12:14,380 --> 00:12:19,500 Yeah. That was a show for the 80s? 154 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:22,480 Sure, the 1380s. 155 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:28,940 Kermit, Kermit, I just came to warn you. You should rope yourself to a heavy 156 00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:29,940 piece of equipment. 157 00:12:29,980 --> 00:12:31,120 Rope myself to, why? 158 00:12:31,580 --> 00:12:34,420 Because some of the monsters have caught this cold of mine. 159 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:37,220 The monsters? Which monsters? Mainly the bigger ones. 160 00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:45,540 Sorry. 161 00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:56,840 Well, you know, apart from the fact that everybody seems to be getting sick, I 162 00:12:56,840 --> 00:13:00,720 think our health and fitness show is going extremely well. Yoo -hoo, Mr. 163 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:02,260 Why, it's Dr. 164 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,040 Bunsen Honeydew of Muppet Labs. 165 00:13:04,340 --> 00:13:05,820 Yes. What can I do for you, Doctor? 166 00:13:06,060 --> 00:13:08,800 Well... through your doing a show about health and fitness. 167 00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:13,120 Yes? What a perfect time for me to demonstrate my new invention. 168 00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:15,600 Okay, let's see it. Thank you. 169 00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:20,520 Exercise is often far from the thoughts of today's busy executive, such as the 170 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:23,140 one portrayed by my lovely assistant, Beaker. 171 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:29,140 But neglecting one's exercise is a thing of the past with Muppet Lab's new 172 00:13:29,140 --> 00:13:31,300 Exercise -O -Matic Boots. 173 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:36,740 Just set the timer and a gentle chime alerts you that your pre -programmed 174 00:13:36,740 --> 00:13:38,120 workout is about to begin. 175 00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:44,020 First, the boots warm you up with a series of gentle stretches. 176 00:13:44,660 --> 00:13:46,220 To the left. 177 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:48,760 And to the right. 178 00:13:49,780 --> 00:13:50,980 Both together. 179 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,560 And wide apart. 180 00:13:57,580 --> 00:13:59,400 Then it's time for jogging. 181 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:06,280 Recognizing the facial limitations of the corporate workspace, the boots are 182 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:10,140 designed to use every open surface, as you are about to see. 183 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:15,700 But exercise must never supersede executive responsibilities. 184 00:14:16,460 --> 00:14:21,280 Therefore, the boots stop automatically at the sound of a ringing telephone. 185 00:14:27,580 --> 00:14:28,580 Muppet Labs. 186 00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:30,800 Technology for a healthier you. 187 00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:41,950 No. Hiya, lanky babe. 188 00:14:42,210 --> 00:14:44,470 How goes the Canadian snout fever? 189 00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,090 The end is near. 190 00:14:47,450 --> 00:14:48,770 Oh, that's a shame. 191 00:14:49,070 --> 00:14:54,890 Yes, I've been studying the book. Just before the end, the legs go, your snout 192 00:14:54,890 --> 00:14:58,810 explodes, and then you begin mispronouncing words. 193 00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:02,650 Doom, doom, doom. 194 00:15:03,050 --> 00:15:05,070 That's dumb, dumb, dumb. 195 00:15:05,810 --> 00:15:08,710 Oh, no. I'm mispronouncing words. 196 00:15:11,579 --> 00:15:17,140 And now, our fitness special continues with a look at nutrition. 197 00:15:18,740 --> 00:15:20,300 Cue the health food show. 198 00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:43,020 Oh, 199 00:15:46,540 --> 00:15:50,060 look at this cake, my friends. It is a dietary nightmare. 200 00:15:51,580 --> 00:15:55,220 No, no, no, no, no. Diet today is all about survival. 201 00:15:55,560 --> 00:16:01,800 And the cockroach is the greatest survivor on the planet. I am 202 00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:05,200 Absolutely indestructible. 203 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:07,760 And why? 204 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:11,080 Because we eat to win. 205 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:14,420 You eat the cheese, we eat the mold. 206 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:17,140 You drink coffee, we eat the coffee ground. 207 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:22,560 The way of the roach is the way of the future. 208 00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:26,620 Now, let me give you a little quiz, okay? Okay. 209 00:16:27,060 --> 00:16:33,480 You get the live leaves and you reach for A, the peanuts, B, the chocolate. 210 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,880 C, the refrigerator. 211 00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:45,320 By choosing C, you have opted for survival. 212 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:52,580 Question number two. You are on a low -cal diet, but you are invited to eat at 213 00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:54,000 nice, fresh restaurant. 214 00:16:54,540 --> 00:16:57,760 How do you avoid breaking your dietary rules? 215 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:22,640 And the correct answer is stay at home and eat linoleum. Bon appetit. 216 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,380 Good grief. What a mess. 217 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,140 What's the matter, Kerr? 218 00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:30,380 Oh, well, it's just that I'm trying to do this health and fitness show and 219 00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:32,060 everybody keeps getting sick or injured. 220 00:17:32,490 --> 00:17:36,770 Yeah, it's too bad people don't take a more holistic approach to health. Well, 221 00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:40,110 how do you mean? Well, there are many ways you can protect yourself against 222 00:17:40,110 --> 00:17:41,530 negative influences. 223 00:17:41,790 --> 00:17:46,430 Well, see this crystal right here? It focuses my life force and channels 224 00:17:46,430 --> 00:17:47,430 positive attitudes. 225 00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:49,690 Oh, I could use one of those. 226 00:17:49,910 --> 00:17:51,690 Oh, well, bring your head around here. 227 00:17:52,270 --> 00:17:54,650 Really? Yeah, right under here. 228 00:17:55,110 --> 00:17:58,910 There you go. Like that? Wear it in good health. Wow, thank you, Clifford. 229 00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:02,410 Resting is good, too. 230 00:18:05,270 --> 00:18:10,550 I may have fractured a flipper. Cue the story. 231 00:18:11,030 --> 00:18:16,330 Way back when the roads were still all wiggly and people lived closer to the 232 00:18:16,330 --> 00:18:20,550 land, a farmer was about to start work when suddenly he heard an unfamiliar 233 00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:23,290 voice. Hey, Mr. Farmer, over here. 234 00:18:23,710 --> 00:18:24,710 What was that? 235 00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:27,210 It was me, Old Cabbage Head. 236 00:18:27,790 --> 00:18:31,670 You know, it gets pretty cold out here in this field. I was wondering, could 237 00:18:31,670 --> 00:18:32,670 take me home? 238 00:18:33,210 --> 00:18:34,570 A talking cabbage. 239 00:18:36,110 --> 00:18:37,110 I'm home. 240 00:18:37,210 --> 00:18:38,210 Me too. 241 00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:40,469 Glory be. 242 00:18:40,470 --> 00:18:41,249 What's that? 243 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:45,410 It's a talking cabbage. Surely the greatest miracle the world has ever 244 00:18:45,730 --> 00:18:48,430 Well, don't just stand there. Sit the little feller down. 245 00:18:48,890 --> 00:18:51,110 I'll put him here by the fire. 246 00:18:51,650 --> 00:18:53,110 Thanks. You won't regret that. 247 00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:56,810 The next day, the farmer carefully counted his blessings. 248 00:18:57,420 --> 00:18:59,620 One, uh, talking cabbage. 249 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,140 Two, a really fine piece of real estate. 250 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,600 What was that? 251 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:06,740 Well, let's face it, the sub -development potential of this property 252 00:19:06,740 --> 00:19:07,740 fantastic. 253 00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:09,660 It's a talking cow. 254 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:14,160 One thing rather puzzles me, though. How come the cabbage gets to live inside, 255 00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:15,460 hmm? 256 00:19:16,180 --> 00:19:17,400 Nice place you got here. 257 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:18,920 We like it. 258 00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:23,040 You really like this talking animal stuff, don't you? Oh, yes. I think of it 259 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:24,440 a kind of a blessing. 260 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,100 Good. And this should make your day. 261 00:19:26,490 --> 00:19:27,490 In here, boys. 262 00:19:27,770 --> 00:19:29,110 Hey, how's it going? 263 00:19:29,890 --> 00:19:32,690 How about those rams? 264 00:19:33,490 --> 00:19:38,950 And so during the next few days, it seemed that the whole world and 265 00:19:38,950 --> 00:19:43,370 in it had started talking to the farmer. And it seemed to his wife that the 266 00:19:43,370 --> 00:19:46,910 farmer had asked the whole world and everything in it into their little 267 00:19:47,190 --> 00:19:50,090 Until at last, things had come to a head. 268 00:19:50,630 --> 00:19:52,510 It's a very bad arrangement. 269 00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:54,450 God made houses. 270 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,100 so that human beings wouldn't have to live with animals. 271 00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:06,540 And so the farmer and his wife did the sensible thing and moved into the barn, 272 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:09,000 where they lived reasonably happy ever after. 273 00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:13,040 Our lives were blessed with a miracle. Let's not become ungrateful. 274 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:14,820 Hi, I'm your skirt. 275 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,680 Hi, I'm your towel. 276 00:20:34,030 --> 00:20:35,009 Good story. 277 00:20:35,010 --> 00:20:36,630 Oh, Gonzo, how's your nose? 278 00:20:36,910 --> 00:20:39,230 It's not my nose I'm worried about. It's chickens. 279 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:42,110 You know what happens when a chicken catches a cold? 280 00:20:42,370 --> 00:20:43,370 No, what? 281 00:20:43,530 --> 00:20:44,530 Well, 282 00:20:44,830 --> 00:20:46,170 they don't weigh very much. 283 00:20:47,150 --> 00:20:50,110 But they have very powerful feet. 284 00:20:51,390 --> 00:20:56,010 Hey, Kermit. Yes, Mookie? Is it my imagination or is everybody on this show 285 00:20:56,010 --> 00:20:59,130 sick? Well, we think it's just sort of a 24 -hour flu. 286 00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:02,810 Hey, man, well, I can't wait that long. I got a closing number to do. 287 00:21:03,010 --> 00:21:05,050 Well, do you mind working with jet -propelled chickens? 288 00:21:05,450 --> 00:21:06,950 That's my favorite way to work. 289 00:21:07,170 --> 00:21:08,510 Well, cue the finale. 290 00:21:08,990 --> 00:21:10,410 Oh, wait a minute. It's just one thing. 291 00:21:10,850 --> 00:21:11,509 What's that? 292 00:21:11,510 --> 00:21:13,750 I'm a big Link Hogthrob fan. 293 00:21:13,990 --> 00:21:17,270 Oh? And we could really use his brand of brawny charisma on this closing number. 294 00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:19,070 Closing number? 295 00:21:19,230 --> 00:21:21,690 I'm sorry, but Link is really sick, aren't you, Link? 296 00:21:24,570 --> 00:21:25,570 It's a miracle. 297 00:21:25,870 --> 00:21:27,870 Hey, I work with miracles. 298 00:21:28,110 --> 00:21:30,170 Oh, okay. Well, take it away, Smokey. 299 00:21:30,570 --> 00:21:31,570 Jump. 300 00:21:32,350 --> 00:21:34,550 All my love. Jump in. 301 00:21:35,830 --> 00:21:36,970 And puberty. 302 00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:41,150 Jump. You only want to take my kisses in the night, baby. 303 00:21:41,590 --> 00:21:43,790 Jump, jump. All my love. 304 00:21:44,370 --> 00:21:47,310 Jump. All my heart. Can't make you happy. 305 00:21:47,730 --> 00:21:48,990 Jump in. Jump. 306 00:21:52,330 --> 00:21:55,170 If you wanna feel my kisses in the night, baby. 307 00:21:55,450 --> 00:21:57,790 Jump, jump for my love. 308 00:22:01,430 --> 00:22:06,790 You told me I'm the only woman for you. 309 00:22:07,430 --> 00:22:10,230 Nobody does it like I do. 310 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:29,560 If you want more, if you want more, more, more, more, more, more, more. 311 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:36,480 This kind of high -energy music brings it all back. 312 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,500 You're you? Oh, my lunch. 313 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:46,960 Jump, jump, oh, my love, jump. I know my heart can make you happy. 314 00:22:47,460 --> 00:22:50,500 Jumping, you know, because I'm the kind of feeling you want. 315 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,640 I'm gonna take my kisses in the night, babe. 316 00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:57,400 Jump, jump for my love. 317 00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:06,540 When I am next to you, oh, I come alive. 318 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:11,100 Love burns in my heart. 319 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:15,300 You know my heart can make you happy. 320 00:23:57,420 --> 00:24:01,240 about tonight's story. It's visually stunning and has a lovely script by 321 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,060 Young. It's called The Song of the Cloud Forest. 322 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,800 Can't you read how you just puff up and do that? 323 00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:40,360 Muscle control, Will. You gotta use the abdominals. Oh, the abdominals, yeah. 324 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:41,640 Listen. 325 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:43,520 What? 326 00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:47,380 Nah. For a second there, I thought I heard her. 327 00:24:47,740 --> 00:24:49,300 What does she sound like, Milton? 328 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:53,060 Oh, it's the most beautiful song in the rainforest. 329 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,840 Kind of husky and wistful. 330 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,520 Husky and wistful? 331 00:24:57,900 --> 00:24:59,760 Hey, you gotta be a golden toad. 332 00:25:00,270 --> 00:25:05,510 Do you really think she's going to answer you? Well, all I can do is hope. 333 00:25:05,510 --> 00:25:10,790 practice my mating call until one day I smell her musky perfume on the breeze. 334 00:25:17,630 --> 00:25:19,430 Maybe if I join you... 335 00:27:09,450 --> 00:27:11,070 Did you hear music just then? Music? 336 00:27:12,490 --> 00:27:15,130 That's just Mother Nature clearing her throat, you know. 337 00:27:15,370 --> 00:27:17,150 Really? I heard what I heard. 338 00:27:18,570 --> 00:27:21,090 Hey, it's music to my ears, too. 339 00:27:21,870 --> 00:27:23,590 I love this little spot. 340 00:27:30,870 --> 00:27:33,150 I think they might cut all of this down. 341 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,260 Sometimes this place makes me feel like I'm in church. 342 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:45,860 Tell me about it. 343 00:27:49,660 --> 00:27:52,640 Do you really think there are any golden toads left in this cloud forest? 344 00:27:53,060 --> 00:27:56,540 Mr. Toad is not only endangered, he's virtually extinct. 345 00:27:57,140 --> 00:27:58,140 Oh, no! 346 00:27:59,380 --> 00:28:03,260 Don't go all blue, Blanche. The uprights don't know what they're talking about. 347 00:28:04,260 --> 00:28:08,800 If we're ever going to get a male specimen, this is the place. 348 00:28:10,090 --> 00:28:13,210 This mountainside's the only spot I've ever heard one of the little guys sing. 349 00:28:13,750 --> 00:28:15,930 Let's go and check the trap we set yesterday. 350 00:28:18,050 --> 00:28:24,710 Did you hear what the 351 00:28:24,710 --> 00:28:26,470 upright said about Milton? 352 00:28:27,110 --> 00:28:28,150 Virtually extinct. 353 00:28:29,030 --> 00:28:30,090 Rumors, Blanche. 354 00:28:30,330 --> 00:28:35,430 I think someone should at least call up there and tell him. If Milton is really 355 00:28:35,430 --> 00:28:38,330 headed for extinction, what good does telling him do? 356 00:28:38,730 --> 00:28:44,770 Yes, all the little guy ever talks about is how lonely he's feeling. You're 357 00:28:44,770 --> 00:28:46,130 absolutely right. 358 00:28:47,170 --> 00:28:50,870 That kind of news might put him right over the top. 359 00:28:51,630 --> 00:28:53,110 We've got to do something. 360 00:28:53,330 --> 00:28:56,290 It's the upright parents saying they'll capture him. 361 00:28:56,590 --> 00:28:59,990 Excuse me, Miss Chameleon. You're really starting to throb. 362 00:29:00,510 --> 00:29:03,090 Castle, you're good with bad news. 363 00:29:03,290 --> 00:29:06,650 Go up and have a talk with him. But what does one say? 364 00:29:07,110 --> 00:29:08,190 Give him the straight... 365 00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:18,020 Blanche. 366 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:26,660 Endangered? They come to capture you before you disappear completely. 367 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:28,240 Oh, no! 368 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,400 I mean, I knew I was rare. 369 00:29:30,660 --> 00:29:34,620 You don't sing an unanswered mating song for five years without twigging to 370 00:29:34,620 --> 00:29:36,260 that. But endangered? 371 00:29:37,340 --> 00:29:38,500 Virtually extinct. 372 00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,340 Their words. 373 00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:43,120 Virtually extinct? 374 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:50,460 We love you, Milton. 375 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,240 Milton, 376 00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:55,760 the last golden toad. I can't stand it. 377 00:29:56,580 --> 00:30:00,120 Hey, come on, Wilf. Later with the tears, all right? 378 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,020 But I'm going to miss you, Milton. 379 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:04,780 But I'm not extinct yet. 380 00:30:04,980 --> 00:30:07,100 I mean, why should I believe them? 381 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:08,720 Maybe they've got it all wrong. 382 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:11,240 Maybe these woods are teeming with females. 383 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,320 Why hasn't one of them answered your mating song? 384 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:18,720 Well, maybe I'm stuck in the wrong part of the forest. 385 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,400 That's got to be it. 386 00:30:20,620 --> 00:30:24,500 Yeah. I mean, I've been sitting up here in the treetops waiting for them to come 387 00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:26,020 to me. Come on, let's go. 388 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:28,120 Go where? 389 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:29,280 Well, concentrate. 390 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:33,580 To the forest floor. I've got to get down there and get my act together. 391 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,560 I think you need to talk to your friends, Milton. 392 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:37,920 Good idea. 393 00:30:57,390 --> 00:31:00,950 It's not a question of blame. I'm just not mentally prepared for extinction. 394 00:31:08,290 --> 00:31:12,910 I just know there are females out there. Maybe there's some problem with my 395 00:31:12,910 --> 00:31:15,230 song. I mean, I am self -taught. 396 00:31:15,590 --> 00:31:20,430 Milton, the only problem with your song is if you sing, the uprights will catch 397 00:31:20,430 --> 00:31:25,590 you. Yeah, you should just roll up in a tight ball and hide under a big rock. 398 00:31:25,970 --> 00:31:28,990 He may be a golden toad, but he's certainly not yellow. 399 00:31:30,290 --> 00:31:31,610 Mum's got a point, guys. 400 00:31:31,970 --> 00:31:33,870 It's a sing -or -die situation. 401 00:31:34,710 --> 00:31:37,170 Well, if I was you, I'd sing right now. 402 00:31:37,430 --> 00:31:39,470 No, he mustn't. Hey, guys, sing. 403 00:31:39,870 --> 00:31:42,870 No. Sing. This is not helpful. You've got to sing. 404 00:31:43,390 --> 00:31:44,650 No, it could be suicide. 405 00:31:45,090 --> 00:31:48,270 Wait. Everybody. Whenever a creature disappears... 406 00:31:50,710 --> 00:31:51,970 Ketzel is right. 407 00:31:52,190 --> 00:31:56,090 Remember what happened when we lost the ruby -tailed hummingbird? 408 00:31:56,470 --> 00:32:01,250 It's bingo, bango, bongo, brother. One goodbye leads to another. 409 00:32:01,470 --> 00:32:02,490 Right down the line. 410 00:32:02,930 --> 00:32:05,490 It'll be like that if you disappear, Milton. 411 00:32:06,150 --> 00:32:08,930 Milton's paradise lost forever. 412 00:32:09,790 --> 00:32:13,630 Oh, I've just got to find a mate. 413 00:32:22,030 --> 00:32:24,270 Looks like our female didn't attract any boyfriend. 414 00:32:29,290 --> 00:32:32,590 Maybe she's been in captivity for so long she's forgotten what to do. 415 00:32:32,790 --> 00:32:35,670 No way. She's giving off her scent molecules right now. 416 00:32:35,950 --> 00:32:37,110 Yeah, but why doesn't she sing? 417 00:32:37,470 --> 00:32:41,130 Don't worry. If there's another golden toad in the forest, they'll be 418 00:32:41,130 --> 00:32:42,290 each other soon enough. 419 00:32:42,570 --> 00:32:43,570 I hope so. 420 00:32:43,790 --> 00:32:46,990 All I can tell you is this whole thing is beginning to make me feel very 421 00:32:46,990 --> 00:32:47,990 uncomfortable. 422 00:32:54,830 --> 00:32:56,570 So what are you going to do, Milton? 423 00:32:56,990 --> 00:33:00,990 Well, I guess I'll just have to go where no toad has gone before. 424 00:33:01,670 --> 00:33:06,570 Find some place far away from here where I can sing my song without having to 425 00:33:06,570 --> 00:33:07,970 worry about the uprights. 426 00:33:08,370 --> 00:33:13,050 And... Hold on. Do you smell what I smell? 427 00:33:13,510 --> 00:33:14,910 I know what you mean. 428 00:33:15,330 --> 00:33:17,370 Nick's about to shed his skin. 429 00:33:17,690 --> 00:33:19,350 I beg your pardon? Female. 430 00:33:19,550 --> 00:33:21,710 There's a female golden toad and... 431 00:33:22,950 --> 00:33:24,190 She's headed this way. 432 00:33:24,450 --> 00:33:25,710 Are you sure? 433 00:33:26,030 --> 00:33:29,170 What do you mean, am I sure? I've been preparing for this moment all my life. 434 00:33:29,490 --> 00:33:30,490 How do I look? 435 00:33:30,610 --> 00:33:32,190 Kind of slimy, actually. 436 00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:33,510 Oh, thank goodness. 437 00:33:33,570 --> 00:33:35,230 Quick, baby, do your song. 438 00:33:41,470 --> 00:33:46,250 All I'm trying to say is I've never felt good about putting creatures in cages. 439 00:33:46,730 --> 00:33:48,550 Well, in this case, what option do we have? 440 00:33:48,940 --> 00:33:53,340 If we want to save the golden toad, we have to capture a male and take him back 441 00:33:53,340 --> 00:33:54,340 to the lair. 442 00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:57,100 It's a male. 443 00:33:57,740 --> 00:33:58,880 And he's close. 444 00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:02,720 Ho, ho, ho, ho! 445 00:34:06,220 --> 00:34:07,380 Sounding good, Milton. 446 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:10,880 That's an alarm call. 447 00:34:11,100 --> 00:34:12,100 What's wrong? 448 00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:13,719 Updates and they're closing fast. 449 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,159 Everybody fade in. 450 00:34:25,420 --> 00:34:26,639 Talk about magic moment. 451 00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,040 She's getting closer. 452 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:31,719 Just up ahead. 453 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,199 Somebody do something. 454 00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:44,080 Quick, 455 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:45,860 come help me look. 456 00:34:51,420 --> 00:34:52,620 Got a female. 457 00:34:53,179 --> 00:34:54,320 I have to meet her. 458 00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:03,440 Looks like they're gone. 459 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:05,920 Yeah, but look what they left behind. 460 00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:12,660 Whoa, that gorgeous female was in here. Oh, be careful, Milton. It could be a 461 00:35:12,660 --> 00:35:15,360 trap. Whoa, that must be perfume. 462 00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:22,860 Let's go find the others before the uprights come back. 463 00:35:27,220 --> 00:35:29,320 Okay, now we just gently... 464 00:35:29,770 --> 00:35:33,890 press the female scent glands right behind the ear hole like that. 465 00:35:34,330 --> 00:35:36,350 There, see, that didn't hurt, did it? 466 00:35:37,050 --> 00:35:38,350 Yeah, there we go. 467 00:35:40,130 --> 00:35:41,130 Now, 468 00:35:42,490 --> 00:35:46,150 we've got that male surrounded by scented traps. 469 00:35:46,610 --> 00:35:48,330 Wish I was sure about all this. 470 00:35:48,710 --> 00:35:50,950 Come on, let's go get something to eat. 471 00:35:51,430 --> 00:35:52,730 Watch your step here. 472 00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:03,460 Wolf's on the case, Blanche. Relax. 473 00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:05,540 You're really starting to clash. 474 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:11,220 Oh, Nick, you know I can't hide my feelings when I'm upset. 475 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:18,900 When the red, red robin comes bob, bob, bobbing along, you... Ralph 476 00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:20,900 Robin? What a surprise. 477 00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:22,920 Must be that time of year. 478 00:36:23,340 --> 00:36:26,480 Hey, hey, Mr. Springtime is back. 479 00:36:26,860 --> 00:36:32,280 Oh, I'm just a kid again, doing what I did again, singing a song. 480 00:36:32,780 --> 00:36:36,780 Because the red, red robin is a bob, bob, bobbing long. 481 00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,940 I'm not in the mood for Ralph and his razzmatazz. 482 00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:42,780 Oh, come on, he might cheer us up. 483 00:36:43,700 --> 00:36:46,300 Like the whole valley is changing or something. 484 00:36:46,780 --> 00:36:50,040 Funny, we were just talking about that the other day. 485 00:36:50,420 --> 00:36:53,620 The uprights are making a major move into the territory. 486 00:36:54,260 --> 00:36:55,700 Hey, did I notice? 487 00:36:57,190 --> 00:36:58,530 is a smoldering ruin. 488 00:36:58,950 --> 00:37:01,610 Yeah, all you hear down there is chainsaws. 489 00:37:02,150 --> 00:37:06,150 And the uprights say poor Milton is headed for extinction. 490 00:37:08,230 --> 00:37:10,270 Hey, Milton, extinction. 491 00:37:10,730 --> 00:37:11,930 Tough for tooties. 492 00:37:12,970 --> 00:37:14,570 Hey, I'm not extinct yet. 493 00:37:14,990 --> 00:37:18,690 The uprights are holding a female hostage, and I'm going to rescue her. 494 00:37:18,930 --> 00:37:21,770 Hey, if I was you, I'd stay out of it. What? 495 00:37:22,090 --> 00:37:24,930 Yeah, I know a thing or two about these uprights, okay? 496 00:37:25,130 --> 00:37:28,620 I mean, I got a couple... Couple of million of them living around my tree up 497 00:37:28,620 --> 00:37:33,280 north. And? Hey, who knows? Maybe they got big plans for the real estate. 498 00:37:33,620 --> 00:37:38,080 I have never understood what the uprights actually do with all the 499 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,100 they cut down. 500 00:37:39,580 --> 00:37:42,440 Good question. Yes, what do they do with it? 501 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:48,820 Do with it? Well, actually, as far as I know, they eat it. 502 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:50,360 Eat it? 503 00:37:50,580 --> 00:37:54,680 Yeah. You wouldn't believe me what I tell you to be true, my friend. 504 00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:55,940 You wouldn't believe. 505 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:10,360 Bye. Bye. Bye. 506 00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:42,200 and stuff for avatars they got. 507 00:39:20,350 --> 00:39:23,390 I'm telling you word, my friend, it isn't getting better. 508 00:39:23,990 --> 00:39:26,890 I'm telling you true now. We're all in this together. 509 00:39:27,670 --> 00:39:31,950 We'd better be careful lest we wind up on a silver platter dipped in... 510 00:39:57,420 --> 00:39:59,660 I had no idea they were so bloodthirsty. 511 00:40:00,020 --> 00:40:02,620 You'd be an infant hors d 'oeuvre, Miltie. 512 00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:04,720 There's no hope. 513 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:09,000 We're powerless. The uprights are going to do whatever they want. They do tend 514 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,700 to control the flow of events. 515 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:14,060 Where are you going? 516 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,560 I think I want to be alone for a while. 517 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:21,740 But you've never been out of your tree at night, Milton. It can be dangerous 518 00:40:21,740 --> 00:40:22,740 down here. 519 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,880 Easy, Wilf. He needs to sort this one out for himself. 520 00:40:41,110 --> 00:40:45,110 I guess when things get this bad, there's no point in feeling or thinking 521 00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:46,110 anything. 522 00:40:50,090 --> 00:40:51,090 Why worry? 523 00:40:53,870 --> 00:41:00,170 I mean, if things can't get any worse, no matter what you do, 524 00:41:00,730 --> 00:41:05,270 can I bother doing anything? 525 00:41:05,850 --> 00:41:10,650 But on the other hand, if I don't do anything at all, then... Oh, it's no 526 00:41:10,710 --> 00:41:12,850 The arguments just keep going around in circles. 527 00:41:14,510 --> 00:41:18,270 If only there was some way to rescue her. 528 00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:22,510 We'd settle down and fill these treetops with baby toes. 529 00:41:26,030 --> 00:41:31,070 There was a time when life was free. 530 00:41:32,570 --> 00:41:34,170 I used to smile. 531 00:41:35,050 --> 00:41:41,950 so easily but the time has come where I just 532 00:41:41,950 --> 00:41:44,950 don't see a reason 533 00:41:44,950 --> 00:41:51,470 and the moon is 534 00:41:51,470 --> 00:41:58,270 melting out of the sky dipping into the water 535 00:41:58,270 --> 00:42:03,590 so blue we understand 536 00:42:04,910 --> 00:42:11,590 The moon and I Cause blue is a feeling too 537 00:42:11,590 --> 00:42:18,370 There was a time When life was 538 00:42:18,370 --> 00:42:25,170 grand Who could have known What life had planned 539 00:42:25,170 --> 00:42:28,210 As the world rolls along 540 00:42:56,710 --> 00:42:58,470 Guess it's too late for happy endings now. 541 00:42:59,910 --> 00:43:01,230 Don't bet on it. 542 00:43:02,810 --> 00:43:05,430 Relax. I don't eat goats. 543 00:43:05,890 --> 00:43:07,350 What do you want from me? 544 00:43:07,890 --> 00:43:09,150 I'm an elder. 545 00:43:09,590 --> 00:43:11,470 Perhaps I can help you. 546 00:43:11,830 --> 00:43:16,570 Nobody can help me now. According to the uprights, I'm about to disappear. 547 00:43:17,290 --> 00:43:21,110 We were here long before the uprights came. 548 00:43:21,510 --> 00:43:25,110 We may be here long after they're gone. 549 00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,600 But meanwhile, I'm the one on the verge of extinction. 550 00:43:29,260 --> 00:43:30,280 What do I do? 551 00:43:30,860 --> 00:43:34,620 What's my heart got to do with this? 552 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,900 What do I do? 553 00:43:58,470 --> 00:43:59,650 Listen to what? 554 00:44:00,230 --> 00:44:02,530 All I know is one dinky little song. 555 00:44:04,830 --> 00:44:07,030 Still, it's worth a try. 556 00:44:33,870 --> 00:44:35,170 Looks like he sprung this one. 557 00:44:38,170 --> 00:44:39,470 He's picked up her scent. 558 00:44:39,830 --> 00:44:40,830 That a boy. 559 00:44:43,470 --> 00:44:45,250 Oh, no. Poor Milton. 560 00:44:45,630 --> 00:44:47,150 He just can't help himself. 561 00:44:47,590 --> 00:44:50,510 This song never sounded so beautiful. 562 00:44:56,510 --> 00:44:58,070 Oh, listen to her. 563 00:44:58,310 --> 00:45:02,230 Yeah, it's working like a charm. Stand back here. She'll call him right in. 564 00:45:07,450 --> 00:45:09,450 This whole thing is breaking my heart. 565 00:45:09,730 --> 00:45:11,790 These poor defenseless little creatures. 566 00:45:13,230 --> 00:45:14,350 Never mind your heart. 567 00:45:14,710 --> 00:45:16,070 We've got ourselves a male. 568 00:45:33,420 --> 00:45:34,580 Looking very bad. 569 00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:38,760 And sounding very good. The whole forest is joining in. 570 00:45:43,020 --> 00:45:44,980 I've never heard anything like this. 571 00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:48,080 This entire rainforest is trying to tell us something. 572 00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:51,440 You're different. 573 00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:54,460 We can't go through with this. 574 00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:55,820 What are you talking about? 575 00:45:56,040 --> 00:46:00,000 It's not one species that's at risk here. It's everything and everyone. It's 576 00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:07,578 What are you doing? 577 00:46:07,580 --> 00:46:08,580 I'm letting her go. 578 00:46:08,620 --> 00:46:10,420 What? She belongs here. 579 00:46:10,700 --> 00:46:14,260 Louise, that may be the last golden toad we ever see. 580 00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:16,660 Not if we let nature take its course. 581 00:46:20,380 --> 00:46:21,940 Here's something else, you know that? 582 00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:27,680 Hi. 583 00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:29,800 Hello. 584 00:46:31,740 --> 00:46:33,280 The name is Milton. 585 00:46:34,100 --> 00:46:40,770 Milton? What a lovely name. Oh, Ruth is a very pretty 586 00:46:40,770 --> 00:46:41,770 name, too. 587 00:46:42,330 --> 00:46:43,330 Look, 588 00:46:44,710 --> 00:46:47,730 you'll have to excuse me. I'm not really that good at this aspect of the 589 00:46:47,730 --> 00:46:48,509 courting ritual. 590 00:46:48,510 --> 00:46:49,630 I've been alone a lot. 591 00:46:50,030 --> 00:46:51,009 Me, too. 592 00:46:51,010 --> 00:46:53,390 You know, more or less cooped up in one tree. 593 00:46:54,790 --> 00:46:55,790 Oh, 594 00:46:56,150 --> 00:46:57,650 yes, mahogany. Absolutely. 595 00:46:58,170 --> 00:47:00,310 Nothing touches it for stability and comfort. 596 00:47:02,970 --> 00:47:05,310 Oh, I keep a huge garden. 597 00:47:05,720 --> 00:47:07,860 Five, maybe six kinds of bark fungus. 598 00:47:08,220 --> 00:47:11,120 It's nice to meet someone who appreciates fungus. 599 00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:13,800 Yes, and so many creatures don't. 600 00:47:24,940 --> 00:47:30,200 In the story you've just seen, the real reason Milton is endangered is that our 601 00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:31,320 rainforests are disappearing. 602 00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:32,880 Did you know that? 603 00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:36,600 It matters to guys like this. 604 00:47:38,820 --> 00:47:40,900 It matters to guys like us, too. 605 00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:42,840 Hey, 606 00:47:43,620 --> 00:47:45,340 we're in a tie. 607 00:47:46,020 --> 00:47:47,020 That's terrific. 608 00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:49,800 Means we can go to a nice restaurant for a change. 609 00:47:50,020 --> 00:47:51,020 We'll see you next week.